Tuesday, March 24, 2009

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! ENOUGH FUCKING COLORS AND DECORATIONS!

Listen here peeps: I like wild and out there designs just as much as the next Dudebro, but things are spinning wildly out of control. Its more than obvious that everybody and their Ma has a premier purple-veined hard on for Ed Hardy, and whats not to like about a clothing designer who insists on ripping off someone born in 1911 ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailor_Jerry )?
This story is headed to the eye doctor, where today I witnessed a sight most offensive, literal pupil rape: Ed Hardy sunglasses. FINALLY! Someone has cornered my long held desire for puma flame racing stripe sunglasses. Its about time! Fuck you Ed Hardy. Your so god damned boring its beyond description.

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